Haitian Jokes | Blagues Creole

You know that you're Haïtian when you nod your head upwards to greet someone when you're too busy too talk. » »

You know that you're Haïtian when you hear "pssssssssst" and know that someone is trying to get your attention. » »

You know that you're Haitian when you twuipé (suck your teeth) when you're fed up. » »

You know that you're Haitian when you keep a "bokit" (kaptèn anba kaban) under your bed just in case. Prekosyon pa kapon. » »

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The Doctor says, » »

Se te de nèg ki ap monte yon morne yo wè yon dam ki chita sou tèt morne la. lè yo gade nan mitan fouk dam nan, yo wè yon... » »

Se Bouki ak Ti Malice ki genyen on paket lajan nan lotterie, neg yo rich, neg yo rich! Kounya yo achte on bel kay, leum di nou kay la bel! Tank li... » »

Jonas al kay yon avoka, vwazin li, pou mande-l yon ti konsèy Jonas: Kijan ou ye Mèt-la? Avoka: enben Jonas, nou la Jonas: Mèt, yon ti... » »

mennen kolèv lekol se yon'n fè'l chita se de » »

One day, a province guy (neg andeyo), 42 years old, went to see a doctor to see his wife, but the husband did not know what will happen because that... » »