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Don't Trust People But Trust Me Cuz I Am Telling U The True! Deep Thoughts
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. A day without sunshine is like night. A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.
Lao-tzu (c.500BC) All that is gold does not glitter; nor all those that wander are lost.
J.R.R. Tolkien (1892-1973) As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd stay away.
Hughes Mearns (1875-1965) Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862) Confusion never reigns but it pours. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain (1835-1910) Geography is everywhere. How can you know what you think until you open your mouth and hear what you say? I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. If you try to fail and succeed, which have you achieved? I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam. Information is not knowledge; knowledge is not wisdom; wisdom is not truth; truth is not beauty; beauty is not love. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am. I used to be conceited, but now I'm absolutely perfect. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. If the human brain were simple enough to understand, we'd be so simple we couldn't. Ignorance is the mother of admiration.
George Chapman (1559?-1634) In each of us there is a little of all of us.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742-1799) In the beginning was the word. And the word was 'Aardvark'. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Steven Wright (1955-) It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up.
Somerset Maugham (1874-1965) Lazy people have no spare time. Never trust anybody who says "trust me". nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands.
ee cummings (1894-1962) Nothing, like something, happens anywhere.
Philip Larkin (1922-1985) One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong. Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible. 'Onomatopoeia' is spelled the way it sounds. Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) Sick yaks leave light tracks. So near and yet so what? Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets. The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Paul Fix The superfluous is very necessary.
Voltaire (1694-1778) There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.
Werner Heisenberg (1901-1976) Whither atrophy? Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680) Why is there is only one Monopolies Commission?
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