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Haiti Animal Joke: Neg La, Bourik La, Machan Nan, Ak Chen An

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Neg La, Bourik La, Machan Nan, Ak Chen An

se te yon neg ki te sou yon bourik.

li te soti nan yon long voyaj sou wout la li vin grangou.

se konsa li vin ap pase devan yon machann pistach li di machann nan

"vann mwen 50 kob pistach"

le li finn achte pistach la li manje li epi li bay bourik la po a epi bourik la di

"ou pa manke frekan se timoun ki ret avek ou mwen ye?"

mesye a ki yon risye li ale bo kot machann lan li di

"machann machann men bourik mwen an ap kouri paske li bezwen pistach ban mwen ti pistach anko."

machann lan di

"gad jan yon mesye bay manti tankou chyen."

te gen yon chyen bo kot machann lan li di

"m-konn abitye ba ou manti deja?"

machann nan di mesye a

"soti ko ou bo kote mwen"

macahnn nan te gen yon bale bo kote li, li pran li, li vopye li deye mesye a epi bale a manke sot tonbe nan yon poupou bourik la te fe epi bale a di

"machann si ou te jete mwen nan poupou santi sa"

epi poupou a di bale-a

"ey ou menm, si-w te kraze mwen"

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