Haiti Animal Joke: Bloody Bat

Category: Haiti Animal Jokes Reader Rating: Not yet rated Contributor: Bloody Bat A vampire bat went into a cave all covered in blood. The rest of the vampires smelled the blood and woke up, pestering the bloody bat. "Where did you get the blood? Where did you get it?" The bats would not stop pestering the bloody bat. "Go away, I just want to get some sleep, " the bloody bat grumbled, but the other bats insisted he show them. "Fine." Said the bloody bat, and he flew out of the cave, with hundreds of bats after him. The cloud of bats flew over a vally, over a lake, and into a forest. By this time the rest of the bats were frenzied. "Ok, so you see that tree over there?" asked the bloody bat. "yes, yes, yes!!!" They all screamed in unison. "Good." said the bloody bat. "Cause i sure as hell didn't!"   Write a comment about this joke   |   Read 2 Comments Share it via: Email  Twitter  Facebook  MySpace  More »   Here Are Some More Jokes For You... Papillon A Deux 'L' Yon Moun Fou Deye Mon, Gen Mon. Natacha Kounyen L' Pa Gade L' Pou Manman M' Pa Fache Hayitien Nan Konkou 2 Dwet Nan Bouda Ak Pastè-a WHAT - Ki Sa Ki What La? Dan Chen Ki Mouri Nan Galet PYRAM Ak Bonicace   Comment About This Joke   We Have Some Other Jokes For You, Check It Out... Halloween Jokes Easter Jokes Thanksgiving Jokes