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Re: No Standing Any Time

by Aurism Exzequierl on 3/15

it's not a good one .haredaway at hotmail.com

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by m. L, replying to Aurism Exzequierl on 30-Mar-10 10:56 AM

So bring on the best one, and 32 people, including myself, will laugh with you or applaud you.

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by Kerlando on 1/4

mwen byen d accord avec li, men se vwe se tout le ou ka kanpe fok yon le ou ta chita tou lolllllllllllll..........

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by Smith on 10/10

Banm 10kob satiyet pou m ka ri.

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Preval Pran New Orleans Pou Site Soleil

by Hit Em Up on 8/26

Nou Depoze President Preval New Orleans, Li Konprann Li Site Soleil

Before Hurricane Katrina ravaged New Orleans, Mr. Lavaud Hold Desmoulins, a.k.a., The C.R.J., flew President Preval in a Private Jet to New Orleans.

While on board, Ton Pre took over the Jet's sensational bar and was dead drunk.

By the time he woke up, the jet already landed, and he was in a car near a project.

When he opened his eyes, he looked at Mr. Desmoulins and said: "Neg The Dark Knights sa'yo se vagabon yo ye. Men moda foka'a pran'm li lage'm site soleil epi li dim nou pwale nan kanaval New Orleans poun al pran plezi'n e bwe tafia."
Mr. Desmoulins replied: "We're in New Orleans, boss papa." Ton Pre persisted: "ou konprann ou ka montre mwen site soleil.

Ou sou mon cher." Mr. Desmoulins shot back, "there's electricity here. Ou te janm bay pep site soleil'la kouran?

" And Ton Preval continued, "yo te diw yo bezwen kouran?

Ou toujou la pou gate biznis moun."
Mr. Desmoulins did not say a word.

The End

Hit Em Up

The Great King is Coming

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by Df on 5/16

Moun yo mwen ap di nou yon bagay tanpri se pa blag mwen pèdi fo dan mwen nan èpòt leogan nan tanpri nen pôt enbesil kita jwenn li pran li pou mwen

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by Nestor on 5/15

not bad at least i understood it

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by nestor, replying to Nestor on 18-May-09 08:18 PM

who seny me a message

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by m.l, replying to Nestor on 18-May-09 05:41 PM

I am glad you did.

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by Bestguy on 5/8

OHHHHH SAA BON VRE~=~=~=~=-SA VLE DI PA RET KAMPE,,,,,CHITAAAAAAAAAAA
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by m.l, replying to Bestguy on 18-May-09 05:47 PM

Hi Bestguy

Tande non, piske w-jouin-n significasion blag la, ou se divinor!

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by m. Louis, replying to Bestguy on 08-May-09 05:53 PM

Hi Bestguy!

M-reminsi-w pou konpliman sa-a.M-kwe blag sa-a satouyet nanm-w biin jouk li
fe-w ri.

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by Nikky Gomes on 3/20

messi pou joke sa ' moin trouve li tres bon' moin soti di se moin ca'
li pa gin kote pou li ri.''' sa joke ca vle di.
sak nan vase kaka ' sak anba kaban 'vase.

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by m. Louis, replying to Nikky Gomes on 23-Mar-09 07:22 PM

Hi Niki

Youn blag dwe toujou zatouyet nan-m pou fe moun ri. mwin kontan ke-w rinmin li.

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Chita Tande Is A Story Of My Mother

by nikky Gomes, replying to m. Louis on 23-Mar-09 09:12 PM

Monsie et dames allo' manman chaou aou 'aou mamman chaou ma comais avek compem ' manmam moin mouri depi lot jou personne pas vine ouem'
ak compere sila moin'aou pa gin vente pa gin trip' hey voici comet rat ki soti
riviere dessaline 'ki vini fete avek commet chat kite si la pest'kite si ame
rdant'mete ti beure ou sous table li pasee li pran li'map rele bravo.

commet chat ferme toute ti tou andedan kay la epi li commence chante lap rele
manman'ma comais avec compem manman moin mouri depi lot jou'contan nou vini
oue moin'ak compe sila moin aou nanpoint vant nan point trip. Li mange tout rat'
se 2 ti rat ki te sove' se sak fet vin gin rat conca.

bye bye xoxoxo peace...

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by Aka on 9/29

Let me see if I can find my funny bone for this one. I am in dire need to laugh, this joke doesn't do the trick.

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by mardochard Louis, replying to Aka on 29-Sep-08 11:04 PM

AKA

Do you know how many muscles it takes to make you smile instead to make you frown?

Guess, a lot less. Therefore, the reason why you found this joke unfuny and didnt make you smile, because you're a sad individual, and there are more muscles in your face to make you frown than to make you smile.

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by Clarissa Dauphin on 8/21

lol lol lol lol so funny

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Re: No Standing Any Time

by m. Louis, replying to Clarissa Dauphin on 27-Aug-09 09:58 AM

Hi Clarissa!

I am delighted that you like my joke "NO STANDING ANY TIME"

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